( x )

( x )

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

thefifthkatie:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

HOW HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS YET

thefifthkatie:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

HOW HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS YET

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

gravitysex:

piperonni:

I just did this to my fiancee and he laughed and said okay.

😂😂😂😭

gravitysex:

piperonni:

I just did this to my fiancee and he laughed and said okay.

😂😂😂😭

moriarty:

absentions:

And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,

you are in love or lonely,

and I don’t know which one is worse.

im reading gay fanfic tho

petertwerk:

When your teacher makes a reference to classic rock and you’re the only student who gets it

image

king-satan-nipple:

neon-casket:

hellisbehindthehorrific:

An abandoned babydoll underwater.

this is really scary but also the doll looks like it is playing a saxaphone

talk fishy to me

king-satan-nipple:

neon-casket:

hellisbehindthehorrific:

An abandoned babydoll underwater.

this is really scary but also the doll looks like it is playing a saxaphone

talk fishy to me

lickitungrapunxel:

noddin my head like yeah 

image

movin my hips like yeah 

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lunchbox-philosopher:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

I have a classmate from this state, and according to her, it’s illegal to call it “Ar-kansas” when you’re instate.

The more you know.

hisaofukayamas:

michaeltrucco:

I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT

THEY DIDNT FOLLOW THE GAME THE GAME FUCKIN FOLLOWED THEM

you-cant-take-the-sky-from-me:

thegirlwiththethornonherside:

aaaaaaawwwwww

So, that’s what Days of Future Past is about.

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now